God is good! All the time
Satan is bad! All the time
God is always good? All the time?
Is Satan always bad? All the time?
Christianity teaches that the God of the Bible is good, all the time
Christianity teaches that the devil is bad, all the time
As a religious conclusion:
If you wake up in the morning, and you can stand up, that’s a blessing from God.
If you are sick and you can’t get up, that’s the devil.
If you study for your exam, and you pass, that's an act from God.
If you fail a school exam, whether you studied or not, that's the devil.
If you have a car and you can drive yourself to church, that car is a blessing from God.
If you don't have a car and you cannot drive yourself to church:
If somebody gives you a ride to church, that friend is sent by God.
If nobody is available to give you a ride to church, the devil is messing with your faith.
If you score a goal in a game, that's help from God.
Every time you miss a goal, it’s the devil.
If your team wins, that’s a gift from God.
If your team loses, that's the devil.
If you work, you get paid, and you buy food to eat, that's God.
If you don't have a job and can’t get paid to feed yourself, that’s the devil.
If you get sick, you go to the hospital, and you get healed, that's God.
If you go to the hospital or take medication but you don't get healed, that’s the devil.
If you get in your car, you turn the key, and the car starts, that’s God If you have a car accident, that's the devil. If you go to work and the road is cleared, that's God. If you find yourself in heavy traffic, that's the devil. When there is peace, it comes from God. If a war starts somewhere, that's the devil messing with God's plan. If an on-going war ends, praise God. As long as a war is going on, it's an act of the devil. If you have diarrhea, the devil gave it to you. If you take medication and the diarrhea goes away, it's a miracle from God. If you are diagnosed with a cancer, the devil is messing with you. If the cancer goes away, it's a miracle from God. If your car becomes damaged in the middle of the road and stops moving, it's the devil destroying your engine. If the car starts again, God has come to the rescue. If your TV stops working, the devil is playing with the circuits in it. If you take the TV to a repair shop and they fix it, God is at work. Can you demonstrate that the God of the Bible has anything to do with anything that is good? Can you demonstrate that the devil mentionned in the Bible has anything to do with anything that is bad? THINK!!!